Old and Genius

Sup sup. So I was just reading news on The Star Online when I found this tres interesting plus hilarious news. I know the guy died but... I just had to laugh first. And I couldn't stop laughing for like a minute. haha. So here is the article.

Old man’s bottle mishap leads to his death

A SINGAPOREAN died of heart failure after his penis became stuck in a soft drink bottle, reported Sin Chew Daily and China Press.

The incident happened when the 77-year-old man used the bottle to masturbate.

China Press reported that the senior citizen got his private part into the bottle and only sought help after his penis could not be dislodged from the bottle despite trying various ways such as applying soap water.

Doctors tried to alleviate the man’s suffering by cutting the bottle below the neck but to no avail because by that time, the skin around the penis had started to become inflamed, causing him to be unable to urinate.

His misadventure later led to other medical complications causing his death.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!! Well, I guess he knew he was gonna die so, you know. HAHAHA. 

16 + 25 = 41

Sup sup. Yeah my blog will be like a let's-do-tags! kinda blog. haha. No la... Just so happened I got tagged again. hehe. This time I got tagged by Manfei the Guitar Master. All hail Manfei. *hail Manfei* =p

Rules: Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 16 + 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you! WTH. Seriously, I'm not gonna do that. I don't wanna torture my friends. haha. Right Manfei? Anyway, here goes.

1. My thighs are killing me.
2. I desperately need sleep.
3. I wish there are 50 hours a day.
4. I like it when I feel good about myself. Especially after sports.
5. Gotta wake up damn early tomorrow.
6. I wanna go Sunburst coz I wanna see KORN (who the hell doesn't!!??) but... I can't. =(
7. Okay I can't go Sunburst coz I have two other events on that day.
8. Darn.. I wanna go to Sarawak sooooo badly!!!! I do! *hits head against the wall*
9. I have hockey tournament after the term break.
10. I have karate tournament after the term break too. wtf.
11. I wish I could duplicate myself and go to all three events on that freakin' weekend.
12. I wanna kill myself for many uncountable reasons.
13. I'm screwed.
14. I wish I could play Enter Sandman's solo.
15. I haven't touch the guitar for one week plus, which is a miracle.
16. I think guys are so unpredictable and confusing.
17. I want to have long hair.
18. But then the weather in Cyberjaya is too hot so I think better not la.
19. I can't believe I'm at no. 19 now. I'm so proud of myself. haha.
20. Today, walking was just torturing.
21. Especially walking up the stairs.
22. I just ate tou foo fa. Is that how you spell it?
23. I love tou foo fa. So don't buy me cake on my birthday. Just tou foo fa. It's cheap and healthy. Yeay! =p
24. I don't know if I can wake up early tomorrow since it's already 1.54 am now.
25. I wanna watch "Confessions of a Shopaholic"!!!!
26. I have weird taste in music.
27. I love sports coz they're awesome.
28. I'm full coz I just ate tou foo fa.
29. I wanna sleep but my tummy is still full. Dammit.
30. I should fix my guitar strings. I can hear them screaming for help. I'm sorry guys. I still love you.
31. I need a squash partner.
32. I must get "PUNISHER: WAR ZONE's" soundtrack!!!! Giler cun okay.
33. I think Manfei is an awesome shredder. I wish I could be like him.
34. I must be able to play Enter Sandman's solo in order to get a new guitar. Memang tak la kan. In another words, no new guitar for me. =(
35. I think LANCER is my husband! If you know what I'm talking about la. It's not a guy, mind you.
36. I wanna visit KTJ sometime but I don't know whom to go with coz everybody's not here. Sien...
37. I wanna go backpack travelling in Europe after I've graduated.
38. I love to eat. A lot. Like a lot.
39. I love buns and such.
40. I'm glad it's 40 now.
41. Thanks for tagging me Manfei. haha.


OMG. I did it!!!!! haha.
I tag whoever thinks this tag is fun and wants to do it. So just do la if you wanna do. If no one tag, say I tag you la. Since I already said, WHOEVER. haha. So do now!!! Oh and let me know coz I'd love to check it out.


Okay okay.. I should go to bed now. Don't think I can wake up but I know I have to. I know, I should go.

Azreena Yang Baik

Sup sup. Tagged by the one and only Azreena! =) Rindu siooot. haha.

WHOEVER GETS TAGGED HAS TO WRITE 10 THINGS
ABOUT THE PERSON WHO TAGGED HIM/HER

1. She was with me in Ustaz's agama class. haha. Thanks. =p

2. Used to call her skema coz she doesn't like to kacau others and always with her books! hahaha. Sorry! It's a good thing though. Right?

3. Always get 'A' in almost every test for 'Pendidikan Islam'. haha. Kan kan? Don't know about other subjects la coz we weren't in the same class.

4. Selalu kena attack by Sotong and Mamak. Right? hahaha. Kesian giler.. Sorry I didn't help you but laughed at you instead. haha.

5. Was the nicest girl in the form!

6. Worries too much sometimes. hehe.

7. Can be quite blur too. =p Takpe2, I pun blur sebenarnye.

8. Kipas-susah-nak-mati of Harry Potter! Oh yea, together with Michele. haha. Giler ar korang. Tak tau ape nak cakap. =p

9. She used to have this unique glasses that nobody has. haha. Kan? Jiali ade kacau you pasal your glasses kan? Wait, he just likes kacau-ing you la... hahaha.

10. She was a Jawahirian and a day border! haha.

11. Nak tambah lagi satu! haha. She took ELit. and she loves Mr. Kenneth. HAHAHA.

Azz!!! Kite ni... bile nak jumpe la dei? haha. Bile cuti? Sorry la I wrote about when were in KTJ coz that was the time when I got to know you. Love ya! =)


I tag whoever reads this and whoever feels like doing so.


* KORN is effin' coming to Sunburst!!! Arhh!!! They rock la..

And That's Exactly How It Happened

Yes it's early in the morning and I'm already LMAO to this video. Seriously. Imagine if this was what really happened. hahahaha.



And... and... the new date for the concert will be announced next week! =D

Cadbury Eyebrows

Crazy right? If any of you guys can do this, wah salute la! hahaha.

No, Cameras Won't Kill You

Sup sup. The morning sun was shining so brightly while I was walking back from campus this morning and "Paint Me In Your Sunshine" was playing on my mp4 player. Just perfect! haha.

Yaya that was just something random. =p

Anyway, last Saturday I went to One Utama to meet up with my beloved high school mates - Abiing, PS and WK! haha. Shit the last time I saw WK was in form 3! It's been like what? 6 long effin' years man! haha. We rendezvous-ed at MPH, then walked around while finding a place to fill our empty stomach. OMG. I tell you. SOOO HARD!! First we passed by Chilis so I was like, "let's eat here" but then PS didn't want to. God knows why. Probably coz he's an alien. haha. Don't tell him I said that . Ah, I forgot why la. He told us but I didn't really care. haha. Then I asked them "where la?" they said "don't know". Why are you guys like this one!!?? I'm hungry la!! And the only one who was not so fussy was my bro! haha. That's why I love you. hahaha. We passed by a lot of fast food shops and one of them was Burger King so I suggested that and WK didn't want fast food. *sigh* I thought only girls are fussy about food. We were walking and Itallianes came to my mind so I told them and they were okay with it but then we couldn't find it. Stupid directory. We were like right in front of where Itallianes was supposed to be but it wasn't IT. So then we continued our journey till we saw TGIF and I said, "Faster... I'm hungry la!! Eat here la!!" And at last these insane people agreed with me. Phew!! Finally. FOOOOOD come to mama!!!

While waiting for the food to arrive, they started making jokes and stuff and omg seriously la.. I missed all those kinda jokes. haha. Especially WK's jokes la. hahaha. His hair style is still the same as last time. WTF. haha. They kept joking around saying that I have to belanja them. But of course no la.. I didn't pay for everything. haha.

Next agenda was to watch "PUNISHER: WAR ZONE"!!! WAHAHAHA. Marvy marvy marvy!!! Go watch! I wanna get the soundtrack. ALL OF THEM. It's a must for me. haha. Crazy ass awesome. Anyway, since we still had like 45 minutes more till 4.25pm, we went and play snooker! HAHA! I've played pool before but never snooker, so it was really exciting when I got to play that day! haha. And serious la.. My skills karat already. I swear. God. Damn paiseh. WK was the best, followed by Abiing then PS. Well, PS didn't wanna join at first, but we played so bad that he decided to give it a try at last. haha.

Abiing had to go back right after the movie coz he had this family dinner coz he had to go back to Aussie the next day so... yeah. So then we sent him back (yeay! I finally know where you stay. haha.) and hung around WK's place for awhile coz PS said he wanted to see his house. It was amazing. We played 'Soul Calibur' for awhile then continued with our program. haha. We went to KLCC and had another meal at California Pizza Kitchen. They effin' tortured me to finish four effin' slices of large sized pizza. GI.LER. But I DID anyway!! haha. But still, siao la they all. Who asked them to order so many? After that PS went home and WK sent me back to this sad, sad, deserted place called Cyberjaya. Thanks man! Till we meet again next... erm... year or two years, or probably six years? haha.

They're all still the same... PS is as annoying as ever. WK is as hamsap as ever. Abiing is as adorable as ever. haha. Oh yea I forgot to mention that they hate cameras so I only managed to take very few photos despite the many things we did. haha.

[Driver of the day a.k.a. WK]

[The Alien. God, I'm so bad. haha.]

[Abiing!]

Yea well, as you can see... none of the photos are good. wth. haha.